are you doing alright? you've hardly touched your 150 unread emails

are you procrastinating?

dear office swivel chair with excellent lumbar support: we love you

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i don't know who needs this but please stop saying "happy Friday eve"

this means you won the day

you: today is the day I don't mute myself for an entire meeting your dog: my time has come

“let’s run through this deck really quick.” the deck: 78 slides